owh its a happy new day but i hate it when you..

1. came into the cabin with 3 huge bags and then struggling to put them in the hatrack assuming me to assist?! have you heard of check in baggage system?!! check in jer lahh! sengal tul!

2. pepandai tukar and rearrange seat for your group without waiting til boarding session completed and everyone's seated.. especially you damn head tour guide! you've caused massive confusion to other passengers! at the end of the day 245 passengers call me to settle the problem that u've caused!!

3. asked me for water again when you know the guy next to you have asked me for water earlier.. u think this aisle is a runway for me to catwalk!!!

4. wanted to read magazine that obviously only available in business class.. get your ass up and take it yourself!!

5. tell me to check your vegetarian meal if it's catered.. which u said you have requested upon booking.. as i place your veg meal on your table you see the menu there is a nice delicious snapper in red sauce with beans and all the sudden you change your mind??!! then dont bother request the bloody vegetarian earlier you dumb ass!!!

6. said "i have a british passport is there a toilet for british?" in your f*ckin *ndian accent at the same time waving your f*ckin passport to my f*ckin face!

7. started screaming at me for not having your preferred seats! guess what? it's not my bloody fault.. CHECK IN ONLINE and choose your seat there bugger!!!!!

8. ignored me when i said "put your seat upright for the landing please".. you think i did that for fun?!! try to stand up quickly when the person infront of you didnt put his seat upright.. incase of emergency during take off or landing you'll pretty much stuck in there!!.. bet you never consider that to your fellow passenger behind you huh??..

9. didnt have the patience to wait for your turn! while im serving this passenger DO NOT interrupt me with your request until im done one at a time!

10. asked me again for the meal choices when i already mention it twice and you have been given a menu earlier... owh.. taking 3 minutes to decide is a f*ckin joke!

...have a great flight!